im conceited but im not “i entered my own selfie in a facebook most beautiful teens contest” conceited
(Source: drarna, via hashtagshutupjen)
one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas
(Source: beesmygod, via albamentum)
hotels can’t be boring to me
they’re just fun
even if i’m sitting in the room watching tv or riding the elevator or sleeping it’s just fun for some reason like they’re average every day things but in a hotel everything is way more amusing and interesting and just simply being in a hotel is fun to me and i don’t understand
(via pbcookies)
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
(via 0manam)
i may not be cute or smart or funny but at least im not a mass murderer
yet
(Source: allmywastedtomorrows, via sempiternalwolf)
